Friday, May 18, 2007

Liberal Twit Crossing...

Leaving the bank downtown this morning, I come to a cross walk with a clearly illuminated little "don't walk" hand shining at me from across the street. I stop at the corner, enjoying the beautiful morning. Within a few seconds, some hemp-laden Dennis Kucinich voter and his flip flop wearing hairy-legged girlfriend walk up on my right. Ms. Chewbacca stops to wait, only to be chastised by doper-boy: "That's just another sign they put up to control our movements! Think for yourself, they program you to obey, 'cmon!" and he pulls her by the arm into the street. (Dumb sheep that she is, she of course walks along with little, if any, resistance.)

Just as I'm barley containing myself from screaming, "No you effin' moron, I'm obeying the sign because I don't want to get run over by a car!" a delivery van turns left (one-way street to one-way street) and darn near decreases the Hillary '08 vote count by two. Ignorant hippie yells at the driver, "Watch where yer goin'!!" (Because not even walking against the signal and into the path of a moving truck can be the liberal's fault, I guess.)


At June 26, 2008 at 4:57 AM , Blogger David Collins said...

ha ha ha ha. so funny


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