Friday, May 25, 2007

Keep Your Statutes Outta my G-String!!!

I must admit that it is with some trepidation that I write this short entry. After kicking it around in my head for the last few months, I've got to come out against the whole "Six-foot Pole rule" as it applies to strip clubs being passed by the Ohio legislature.

My (true) conservative roots demand that I ask myself, "How does this affect me, or any other citizen's right to live their lives?" My answer has got to be that it doesn't. It doesn't matter to me if Susy Syphilis wants to shake her money maker for a bunch of dirty old men. It doesn't matter to me if Merv the Perv wants to hang out at strip bars and stuff his unemployment check into some meth-addict's G-string... it has nothing to do with me. It has nothing to do with you.

With all the problems that face Ohio, I can't possibly see any point in supporting legislation that regulates how close a dirty old man is allowed to come to a pair of fake boobies.


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